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Every store in the mall is vying for your dollars! "We want, We want, We want your money!"
Okay, this time of year many of you are willing to part with it. You're out there shopping like crazy!
"Buy this, buy that, don't worry, someone will like it"
I can almost hear the bells chiming along:
"Spend Christmastime, merrily spend,
buy everything, credit cards bend!"
But ... THERE IS EVIL PRESENT!!!!
Lurking on your receipts, you will find the nemesis of fair play. It is there in plain sight, but most do not even think of looking for it. Who would ever fool around during the most joyous season of the year? No, not your friendly retail store that has all the sales going on ... they wouldn't dare!
Or, would they?
Most states have laws on the books that make it illegal for a store to charge more for an item than it is priced on the shelf. However, who will know if this act has taken place if they don't check their receipts?
Look at it this way. You're at the mall. You've spent hours shopping. You're checking out at the register, but instead of watching or adding up the prices in your head, you're thinking about:
|Why should I pay attention to what's on the receipt?|
I've got so much to do! It's only money!!!
- How the hell you're going to get your car out of the cluster ____ of a parking lot outside
- Who you still have to buy a pair of socks or some jockey underwear for as a gift (*see Julie for suggestions)
- What still needs to be wrapped at home before that joyous morning
- The ass behind you with the crying kids that still want the package of Honey Boo Boo hair ribbons the mother has put back on the shelf three times
- What your spouse is going to say when you tell them how much you've over spent on gifts
- Or, quite possibly, what's taking the damn cashier so long because you've had to take a leak for the last 30 minutes and your bladder is about to explode!
The cashier tells you the amount due, you swipe your debit or credit card, get your receipt and grab your bags, and rush to escape the madness, or make it to the bathroom before you leave wet tracks on the floor. (Fairly obvious when there's no rain or snow on the ground outside.)
Stores love these sort of emotional purchases and buying stress. Why? Because you don't check how much you were charged and find all the mistakes that just happened to be in the profit pocket of the retailer!
|How dare you suggest we intentionally|
mess with the prices around
Christmas Time! That's only to pay
for the Christmas party we have.
We mess with it all year 'round!!
However, the following is an actual event and conversation that took place Tuesday.
I needed one item, some recordable DVD's. (Yes, I still record DVD's of movies and documentaries on the non-commercial pay channels like HBO, MAX, STZ, SHO, TMC, etc.) I drove to Big Lots, store #05125. (I list the store # because I've already written to their home office about the incident.)
Anyway, I walked to the DVD's, found a package of 50 with a shelf tagged price of $13.00, and took them to the register. Like most stores, one register was open for over ten customers waiting. Finally, another register opened as four more joined the line. After a couple of checkouts, it was my turn. Completing the ringing up of my item, the cashier saw the twenty in my hand (yes, I still use cash) and said, "Do you want me to take this out of the twenty?"
Now, normally, the price is given. This time, it wasn't. Automatically, I handed her the twenty. She returned my change, a five and sixteen cents without counting, and said, "Merry Christmas!"
I looked at the change and said, "How much did you charge me for these?"
Cashier: "$14.00 plus tax is what they came up at."
Me: "They're only $13.00 on the shelf."
Me: "So, it's illegal to charge more for an item than what it's marked at on the shelf!"
Cashier: "Don't worry about it. It's only a dollar."
Me: "That's right, it is ... MY dollar, not the store's."
Cashier: "It's Christmas. It's no big deal."
Me: "I'm sure your corporate headquarters doesn't advertise to bring people in and then plan to steal from them. I need to see a manager if you're not going to do what's right."
Cashier: "Step over there and I'll get you one."
|What does it take to stop the insanity of this cashier?|
It's not that it's only a dollar, it's the principle of a store
stealing without any form of guilt involved!
Ten minutes passed and she had not made the first move to get a manager. Perhaps, she envisioned I would grow tired of the game and walk away. I guess she's never dealt with one that has much more experience in life being an ass than she has! (Not literally, of course, she had me beat there. I don't think her tail had ever seen the light of day until she got the job she seemed to be totally enjoying! Not trying to be crude, but she not only beeped when backing up, floodlights came on and a radar tower started turning!)
However, shall we say, "I'm beginning to get pissed!"
When she finished with the customer, I stepped up to the counter and issued a strong, "Whoa!"
I continued, "You've ignored me for over ten minutes. Now, you either get a damn manager up here, or I'm calling the police department and pressing charges against you for theft! The gambit you've played is disgraceful and completely unacceptable to anyone with a hint of principle. If you cherish your position, you'll listen to a person that is a District Manager for a national retail corporation and get your tail in gear ... now!"
|I bought all this stuff and never once checked a|
receipt. I trust cashiers as they never make mistakes.
And, you know computers don't either!
She got on the phone, called to the back, and five minutes later a manager showed up. Completely ignoring my presence, punched her code in the register, turned and walked away without a word. No apology, no explanation, no nothing! The cashier gave me my dollar and tax, and said, "I hope you're happy."
Needless to say, I returned the kindness of the store manager and cashier with an email to their corporate headquarters immediately. Since I have yet to have a response received from them, all I can do is to envision the cashier getting an award for her tenacity to help out the company's profit margin. ("And here's to the young lady that helped us to afford this year's Christmas and 4th of July get togethers! Yay!!!!)
|How dare you mess with my lunch|
at Arbys!!! Why, if I didn't give you
what you asked for, you'd keep the
stuff I wanted. Why should I pay you
more than the marked price?
But, that's not all.
Wednesday, I went to Office Depot for some cd cases, as I'm making my son-in-law some mix cd's of some classic rock artists. I went to the shelf, saw the price tag of $7.49, grabbed a package, and took them to the counter.
Guess how much they stated I owed them?
No, not $7.49 plus tax.
This time, the cashier followed me to the rack, saw the tag and recognized that there was no way the cases should be priced that high, and corrected the pricing at the register. This was done in less than two minutes. However, if I had been thinking of something else, I would have given the store an extra couple of dollars.
Am I a cheapskate? Damn straight! Profit margins are already in the marked prices. Anything over that is just additional money out of our pockets! A dollar here, two dollars there, another one down the way, and you've given away lunch at Arbys! (And the Lord knows I love my Bacon, Turkey, Ranch sandwiches from Arbys!)
|Retailers, adding dollars to price lists in their computer|
systems? Why, they wouldn't do that ... would they?
So, beware of price changes that shouldn't change. Look at your receipts, and give them hell when they try to say, "It's Christmas, don't worry about it!"
Or, if you wear your "Shopping Sucker" tag with pride, simply send all your extra, frivolous cash my direction and I'll say, "Thank You!"
I'll even smile when I say it! And, if you're not offended, I'll add,
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