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Okay, is that enough glut kissing
for this week?
Last week, several of you mentioned that you thought the holidays had "softened" me up a little. Actually, I was doing my best to not be as cynical and sarcastic as usual. I thought it might be a way to draw in a new group of readers that would think me kind and gentle in nature. A group that would appreciate the rantings of an old man that had been around the block once or twice. A group that would lie waiting the following week for more of the same as they find in other "Thankful" hop offerings.
And, once the trap is set, the boom is lowered!
Does a leopard change its spots.
Does a zebra change its stripes?
Does a release of body gas change its odor?
Well, two out of three ain't bad.
Anyway, it's back to sarcasm, cynicsm, and analytical observation. Call me the Andy Rooney of the web if you'd like, or, simply call me an ass. Either way, the shoe would possibly fit my mouth.
So, let us begin our weekly trek into the strange and the unknown. It ought to be interesting since I've been sick with some sort of flu bug for three days and haven't given this any thought whatsoever.
Yeah, Lizzi's sitting on the edge of her seat right now, wondering how far this will go. Just for you, my dear, I'll try to keep it respectful.
And, yes dear, the moon is made of green cheese. I ate some earlier.
You read the gas statement above ... right?
So, again, it's now time for Ten Things Of Thankful!!!
I'm thankful for ...
|"Driving? Oh, you mean I'm supposed|
to be driving? Who knew?"
|Bad? Sure,but guess what,|
I'm not as bad as some others!
|"Yeah, I was in that movie, too! I bet you'd|
have seen me there if I was taller!"
|What? You expected ice to talk?|
|Child services in France has denounced |
the following as role models ...
|"We'll always get more than we|
give, of that, you can be sure!
You think we're crazy!"
|"I did not have relations with ...|
oops, wrong speech!"
|"Is that your mom over there sleeping|
on the picnic table? Oh, it's MS
|"How much they paying you to pose?"|
"I don't know. How much are they
paying you to pose?"
|"So, what does this tell you? That's|
right, I'm hungry and munching on a
f**king cookie. God, you're a genius!"
And, as a famous pig would say,
"That's All Folks!"
Another week, another thankful post. At least, and you gotta admit,
it's a little different than the rest!