Monday, May 18, 2015

I've been tagged. Another Blog Hop About Me. (What a boring topic!)

Ivy at "Uncharted" tagged me to reveal seven things about myself as a writer.  That is all I know about the hop.  I have no links to the hop or even it's name.  So, if you are in a feeling of loss, simply imagine being me!

As I stated, I have been tagged to reveal seven things about myself as a writer. Strange, as I really don’t consider myself a writer.  I am a teller of tales, a witness to the asinine, and a soothsayer of events (current and future).  Still, let me see what I can relay to satisfy this “tagging process.”

1)  I am a Gemini.  This means that I love starting things but seldom finish.  Writing short stories is a way to keep this from becoming a major factor or hindering my creations from ever being seen.  Besides this, about the only thing I finish is lovemaking, but I find it easy to satisfy myself anyway.

2)  I’ve actually had over 600 pages of a novel done for years, but can’t figure out a way to end it without sounding trite or in a cliche.  I’ve rewritten and attempted different paths to finish this marvelous tale, but may simply end it, “The Story Will Continue In Part II, Soon To Be Published.”  Hopefully, I’ll die before too many people force me to write the conclusion and be remembered as one of the finest writers never to finish the series.

3)  I lean towards dark humor, overstepping boundaries whenever possible and bringing in the extremes few feel comfortable experiencing.  Playing is safe is boring.  You haven’t lived until you’ve told a joke onstage that makes people squirm in their seats at first, and then provide nervous laughter afterward.  That’s when you really know you’ve touched a nerve.  I lean my writing that direction, also.

4)  I actually have written a sales training manual, a customer retention manual, and a telemarketing manual, all of which are still in use at various institutions.  These were done under a corporate name for legal purposes.  Still, when I visit these corporations, it’s amazing how many people come up to me and tell me how much my teachings changed their perspectives and futures.  So, I wonder, “Why the hell am I so broke if they’re all doing so well!”

5)  My first short story ever published was in a science fiction magazine in the 70’s.  It entailed a person born with super hearing and the trials they endured just by living an average life.  I know, I had too much time on my hands.  Yet, they paid me the enormous sum of $75 for it, which was equivalent to $150 today.  Two more stories and I could have afforded to go to Starbucks.

6)  I would prefer to write short stories instead of blog posts, but few will take the time to read a good short story in a blog.  I do a blog hop periodically that allows me to be creative in the opening before getting factual in the second half.  There are times I’ve written shorts for this to simply see if they draw interest.  I’ve learned that blog hop readers don’t appreciate shorts, so most of the time I just find something to bitch about to make them feel as though we’re all going through life together.  Misery loves company!

7)  I have great compassion for the human race and for the people I meet individually, but seldom let that shine through.  In my sarcastic looks at the news”, I do my best to show the idiocy of our government to open the eyes of the reader before it’s too late.  I do my best to instill a spark to keep them from “dumbing down” and to get them thinking in alternatives.  I do my best to get them to add one and one and see that it does equal two, instead of what the propaganda masters of television news sensationalism broadcast.  I figure I’m on my last slide down the mountain, so no big deal if I piss any of them off.  If something I’ve said will just stimulate a person to start thinking then I’ve succeeded as a writer.  

And, as that satisfies the requirements of the hop, I bid you adieu!

6 comments:

  1. Dont assume there was any more to actually know about this hop... I posted mine on facebook and got all of two comments ( I think one was my reply!) Thanks for doing this... I will pimp it out too! Its nice to see you acknowledge #7... although I could have done without the visual on your gemini finishing thing.... lol...so are we on on the car bet? Im hoping it takes a while to put on 3000 miles... if it can make it... I'd be happy to keep you in fruitcake if need be but since that might mean a car payment....I may have to rethink that.

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    1. I think since the mileage has changed I would be a fool to hex you with a bet. Sometimes, that's all it takes for a problem to arise. Next thing you know, I've been kicked off the "Friend" list and am making an appearance on the "Sh**" list! lol Just be safe in it and get a newer and safer model when you can.

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  2. My daughter is a Gemini just thought you would like to know that, I have not written anything but have thought about it at times, I think many people would like to be able to write but few can do so. There are so many idiots in the world that test our patience with the human race..............just a thought

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    1. Jo-Anne, I didn't think anyone would see this! lol

      I feel for your daughter. The curse of the Gemini will be challenging her the rest of her life. Yet, she'll fit in well with just about any group she decides to hang with and love being the center of attention.

      I think most can write if they can organize. A book is like a file cabinet of thoughts. The better books are well organized and the lesser quality are a mess of papers stacked and tossed inside. Too few take time to organize and just believe they can sit down and make something up as they go. It takes planning and effort, and a little luck.

      I had actually planned on a book of short stories, but halfway through it, found I could interlock the stories and make a novel out of it. The few that have read it want it finished (including a California publisher), but the ending has to be unique. That is where my problem lies.

      As far as idiots ... there are way too many to count, especially in public office. They are either naive or stupid in believing no one can see through the charades they present and the games they play. But, then again, one look through a stream on Facebook validates their beliefs. lol

      Many Thanks!

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  3. Get that novel out there, Richard, rather than letting it gather dust in the bottom drawer. There - I've been assertive for once in my life - and I feel awful; that's Libran's for you!

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    1. Hey, Gary. Thanks for dropping by. (I just loved your "apologies" you posted. Absolutely hilarious, although you may watch out for your brother's wrath, you squealer! lol)

      I'm just not happy with any ending I come up with. I keep awaiting a lightning bolt, but none seem to make their appearance. Btw, you look good in leathers and studs ... or so says my wife. lol

      Many Thanks!

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